I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
