He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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