quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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