Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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