If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I think people are normalizing furries
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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