Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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