Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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