I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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