I must be too annoying 4 u.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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