Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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