i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just puked most of my soul out..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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