i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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