I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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