her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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