I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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