NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
