Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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