Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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