in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My feet surprised me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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