i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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