So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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