i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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