There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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