your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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