I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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