the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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