im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Your cock deserves a montage
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize