i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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