That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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