Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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