So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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