On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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