i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Only a mothe r could love this liver
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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