Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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