Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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