your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
