I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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