if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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