we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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