This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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