i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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