hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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