Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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