I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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