I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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