the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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