Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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