normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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