gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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