There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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