So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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