The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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