if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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