How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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