I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
