i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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